In which Catherine is even more conspicuous than usual

Posted February 23rd, 2010 by Catherine Winters & filed under Catherine, Complaint Department, Exercise, Talking to Catherine.

“Wow, Catherine! You’re wearing a sling and everything!”

Yeah! I tore my rotator cuff¹ doing extreme sports.

“It’s a good thing you wore your loosest possible jeans to work then, isn’t it? Really tight ones would make going to the bathroom really, really difficult.”

It sure would. Dammit.

1. Yes, again. [↩]

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2 Responses to “In which Catherine is even more conspicuous than usual”

1. Melanie February 23, 2010

   All suffering is justified for the sake of a nicely-shaped ass.

   • Catherine Winters February 24, 2010

     You raise a very good point!